August 2012
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olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Anonymous asked: If you don't hate fat people then how come you've only dated skinny girls?
“Last night I dreamt about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember,...”
– Franz Kafka
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR....
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“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.”
– Lewis Carroll
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Something I hate about myself is that I grow dependent upon the agendas of other people. I need to break loose from what other people have to do or want to do and just do whatever I feel like doing for once.
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“Do not be concerned with others not appreciating you. Be concerned about you not...”
– Confucius
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July 2012
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“It’s a summer day, and I want to be wanted more than anything else in the world.”
– Frank O’Hara
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me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
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