Things my seven year old sister has said to her friend tonight.

“Kindergartners are such babies.”

“I don’t like Justin Beiber anymore, I like One Direction now.”

“When my mom is older she’s going to forget about my brother and sister but she’ll remember me.”

“I wanna jump out of a plane omg.”

“Neil from One Direction is cute.”

“Oh my gosh that’s not how you play, we’re supposed to play my way.”

“Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone knows but you-oh-oh-oh.”

“I don’t care if boys don’t like fat girls, I don’t like exercising. I’m not even fat though oh my gosh. I have a boyfriend anyway.”

“Baby you light up my world like nobody else oh oh oh that’s what makes me beautiful.”

“I’m gonna go to a One Direction concert and bring a trampoline and jump with them. Watch. I’m gonna do it.”