Today was my Sims birthday and he went wild.
- Slept with an old woman, she died of old age as soon as she went home. What’s weird is that he kicked her out, so maybe she would have died in his bed?
- Slept with the maid and then fired her. I only fired her because I was trying to kiss her while she was working but instead she cried. I’ll call her next time I play.
- He went to the graveyard and took all of his clothes off without my permission and jumped inside of the pond with all the death fish.
- Went to a bar and picked up a clown, slept with her too.
- Found time to make a cow statue.
- Broke his laptop after surfing the web for too long.
- I don’t know.