- I was reading the paper at Starbucks when an 80 year old approached me to talk about how he loves Mitt Romney. We debated for two hours and didn’t get feisty which is a first for a republican.
- I had three cups of Starbucks espresso tonight so now I can’t sleep and want to run a marathon.
- Everyone everywhere I went was talking about politics, everyone under 50 seemed to support Obama and mostly everyone over 70 seemed to support Romney.
- My girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the world and I’m obsessed with her (like every day and night).